To: Pretty Sam
From: Jaye
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.

NO ONE IS GETTING RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST ME. (Okay, there was that one guy, but it was animal-related and totally not my fault.)

I'm so worried about how you went from DO NOT BLOW UP THE GUY to the wedding. And yeah, I'm going. Rory's planning on hooking me up with her friend Marty who is not the Marty we know. ...A pants allergy might explain him, actually.


-J