UCLA, Friday afternoon

[fates_jaye]

Don't ask Jaye while she was still in class on a Friday afternoon. She was going to have to schedule better next semester. And while she was waiting for either class or the world to end, she got on her laptop- so glad she could use that, by the way- to send a little E-mail.


To: The Fandom peeps
From: Jaye
Subject: ENTERTAIN ME.

In class. May start to poke eyeballs out due to boredom. Or fall asleep, start snoring and get made fun of. Have lost ability to use pronouns or syntax correctly. May have turned 'syntax' into a verb.

Fix this.


-Jaye


[Yeah, I'm bored. If Jaye knows you and you think you would have gotten this, you did.]

Comments

[fates_jaye]

To: 'Bossa
From: Jaye
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

>...SQUIRRELS CAN'T TYPE.

I'm shocked to hear that. No, really. They write so well. Guess they'll never join us in the digital age, woe.


-J

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

TO: JAYE
FROM: BARBOSSA!
SUBJECT: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

IT BE BETTER THIS WAY. THEY'D SPEND ALL DAY ON THAT DAMN CAT PAGE OR SETTIN' UP WEB SITES DEVOTED TO THEIR CRUSHES ON STUDENTS. THE INTERNET BE WEIRD ENOUGH.

--B.

[fates_jaye]

To: 'Bossa
From: Jaye
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

The squirrels are crushing on students? Am I missing gossip???


-J

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

TO: JAYE
FROM: BARBOSSA!
SUBJECT: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

OH, IT'S SO TERRIBLY PATHETIC! SOME GIRL NAMED TAIL-A.

SHE BE NOT A SQUIRREL.

--B.

[fates_jaye]

To: 'Bossa
From: Jaye
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

With a name like Tail-a, I can see where a squirrel might get confused...


-J

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

TO: JAYE
FROM: BARBOSSA!
SUBJECT: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

TRUE. WE BE MISSIN' YER BRAND O' CRAZY AROUND HERE, THOUGH. HOW BE THE OTHER COAST?

--B

[fates_jaye]

To: 'Bossa
From: Jaye
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

Suddenly I'm wondering if it's possible to market my brand of crazy on this coast. I'm sure I could write a script and it'd be considered genius. Then again, everyone here's crazy.

It's sunny and warm and I have the beach. What more can a girl ask for? Besides better sunscreen.

-J

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

TO: JAYE
FROM: BARBOSSA!
SUBJECT: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

IF YE GO OUTSIDE 'N SELL "BOTTLES O' CRAZY" ON YER CAMPUS THAT BE REALLY SUNSCREEN, I BE GIVIN' YE A DOLLAR.

--B.

[fates_jaye]

To: 'Bossa
From: Jaye
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

I'll do it, but I need more than a dollar. It's not like I have bottles just lying around. I need to invest.


-J

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

TO: JAYE
FROM: BARBOSSA!
SUBJECT: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

THREE DOLLARS?

--B

[fates_jaye]

To: 'Bossa
From: Jaye
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

Five.


-J

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

TO: JAYE
FROM: BARBOSSA!
SUBJECT: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

FINE. BUT I NEED PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF THAT YE DID IT.

--B.

[fates_jaye]

To: 'Bossa
From: Jaye
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

You'll get it! And maybe testimonials.

-J

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

TO: JAYE
FROM: BARBOSSA!
SUBJECT: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

THEN THAT BE MONEY WELL SPENT. AND YE KNOW HOW I HATE SPENDIN' MONEY.

-B