Piper's Voicemail

[absolutesnark]

"Hi, you've reached Piper. I can't get to the phone right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible."

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[sensethevisions]

"Piper, it's Phoebe. Can you give me a call sometime so I can let you know the details of me coming home this weekend?"

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe was nervous as she dialed her sister's number.

[absolutesnark]

Piper blinked when she recognized Phoebe's number on the caller ID. "Pheebs...hey."

[sensethevisions]

"Piper... I need your advice... if you have a minute...?"

[absolutesnark]

"Is everything okay?" Piper was worried, of course.

[sensethevisions]

"Cally summoned a demon to make her a witch with fire powers."

[absolutesnark]

"She did what?" Piper facepalmed. "Need me to come out there?"

[sensethevisions]

"I may need your help, sis," Phoebe confessed. "She called up Kalinama."

[absolutesnark]

"Kali-who?" Piper blinked. "I guess you looked her up in the Book?"

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe nodded. "She'san evil sorceress cursed into her own dimension. She appears in reflections and has the power to possess innocents and use them as pawns to steal a witch’s power. To get rid of her, shatter her reflection."

[absolutesnark]

"What was Cally thinking?" Piper asked, sighing. "Anyway, just tell me what I can do to help."

[sensethevisions]

"Is there any way you can come back to Fandom... just in case? Piper, I don't know what to do when one of my best friends summons demons to get magic powers... and it's fire!"

[absolutesnark]

"I'll be there," Piper said. "Cally's my friend, too. I want to help."

[sensethevisions]

"Thank you, Piper. Really."

[absolutesnark]

"No problem."

[sensethevisions]

"I'll see you soon?"

[absolutesnark]

"Yeah. I'll get Paige to bring me. Talk to you soon."

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

"Piper, it's Veronica. I don't know if you've talked to Phoebe, but Marty used your power stripping potion on Bel the other day. He's human now. I'm at the airport waiting for Cam, so I'll have to fill you in later."

[blessed_twice]

"Hey, Mom, it's Wyatt. Umm, due to some Fandom weirdness, Chris is a girl. It may have worn off -- I haven't seen him. Her. But just in case, you may way to call him -- her -- and tell him -- her -- stuff girls need to know about tampons and stuff, because I'm not doing it."

Wyatt giggled as he hung up.

[sensethevisions]

"Piper... it's Phoebe. I wanted to let you know that the tests came back negative."

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Piper? Um, it's Chris. I... my kid just showed up here. I'm majorly freaking out. Please call me back?"

[sensethevisions]

"Piper? It's Phoebe. Are you sitting down? There's been another invasion at Fandom... only this one is more traumatic than dangerous. See, all of our kidlets from the future seem to have shown up. Not only do I have twins with Cole, but you, Prue and Paige also each have a daughter with Cole. Also, I seem to have a daughter with Anders, too. Talk to you later."

[blessed_twice]

"Mommy, will you make some cookies for Dean and bring them to gradation? I love you bye bye!"

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Hey, it's Chris. I don't know if you've tried getting in touch with us this week, but there was some weird Fandom stuff going on and we were kind of cut off. Everyone is fine and I can't wait to see you for Thanksgiving."

A pause.

"I love you, Mom."

MMS Picture Message

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Picture: [Wyatt as Christian, in flamingly gay clothes at Caritas] (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/2438980.html?thread=108621636#t108621636)

Text: Fandom weirdness strikes again. Check out your kid.

-- A

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Mom, it's Chris. I'm babysitting for my roommate and the stupid thing won't stop crying. Help?"

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Since she wasn't in a position to be supportive girlfriend, Isabel figured she needed to call in back-up. After class she went back to her room, did a bit of research and dialed a number.

*ring* *ring*

[absolutesnark]

Piper was currently sitting on a bench on campus, waiting for her next class to begin, when she heard her phone ringing. She answered despite not recognizing the number. "Hello?"

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Hi Piper. It's Isabel."

[absolutesnark]

"Isabel?" Piper repeated, blinking. "Is something wrong? Is Wyatt okay?"

The fact that she was calling and he wasn't was a bit alarming.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"He's okay," Isabel promised. "It's just...there was weirdness this weekend. But not Fandom weirdness. Your kind of weirdness. And I think you should probably give him a call."

[absolutesnark]

"Something bad happened?" Piper asked, frowning. "I...yeah, I can call him."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," she said, realizing that Piper deserved a better explanation. "Wyatt's Piper sent him his old teddy bear. She'd taken it when they left. Somehow it got cursed. And it turned Wyatt and Chris into alternate versions of themselves. Wyatt was evil and Chris was determined to stop him."

[absolutesnark]

"Wyatt...evil?" That didn't sound right at all. "But they're okay now? You're sure?"

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Savannah and Prue broke the spell," Isabel replied. "I haven't seen Chris, but Wyatt's back to himself so I'd assume Chris is as well."

[absolutesnark]

Piper breathed a sigh of relief. "Okay. I'll have to give them both a call."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Good," she nodded. "I think they'll be glad to hear from you."

[absolutesnark]

"I hope so," Piper said. "Thanks, Isabel. For letting me know."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"It's nothing," Isabel said. And Piper would be more help then she was at the moment.

[absolutesnark]

"I appreciate it, though," Piper replied, glancing at her watch. "I should get to class, but I'll call Wyatt as soon as it's over."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

After the way class had gone this morning? He'd probably need it.

"Okay, I'll talk to you soon."

[absolutesnark]

"Bye, Isabel," Piper replied.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Piper, it's Isabel. I'm up at the Manor with Wyatt and he's a vampire named Fork at the moment. Yeah, I know. I'm still giggling at the name. It's hard to take him seriously because I keep wanting to ask where his sidekick Spoon is. Or Knife. Anyway, I could use a little bit of magical help just to make sure he behaves himself. Otherwise I'm going to have to bounce him off the walls a few times. And sadly? I think he thinks that's foreplay. Which is just...ewwww. So give me a call please? And if you're not yourself and only getting this message on Monday? Don't worry. I took pictures."

[blessed_twice]

Don't drink anything when you watch this....

[Forwarded message attached]

[angelandwitch.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's Paige. Uh, the one in Fandom. Anyway, an old friend of yours came back to town and she seems like she has gone through a rough time. Name's Cally. Her baby is adorable though. You should give her a call though. Or if you want to come and visit, I can give you an orb.