Angel Investigations: Voice Mail

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The voice of Logan Echolls is heard to say:

"Hello, you've reached Angel Investigations. We help the helpless! Sorry we missed your call. If you need help with the inexplicable, the inexterminable or the inexistant, please leave a message after the beep."

*BEEP*

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Message for Logan

[fh_jackass]

[Leave messages for Logan here.]

Re: Message for Logan

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker's voice is tired, and laced with exasperation, but not actually hostile.

"Hey. You missed your court date, doofus. I'm hoping it was spent averting an apocalypse, because Trina and her lawyers made the most of this, and it should be worth it since you had to miss the appeal."

sigh

"They rescheduled court for October 13. Friday. It's your last chance, Logan. The money stays in the estate indefinitely, and you can't get to it until you're at least 25, if you don't show up to contest this. And that's the *best* case scenario. Trina draining the accounts is oh-so-likely, if she can figure out a way to do it."

"Call me if you have questions. And if you're Homecoming? I'll see you then. There's other stuff we might need to talk about."

"Later. Bye."

Re: Message for Logan

[fh_jackass]

"Hey Parker. Yeah, something came up that day that I couldn't get out of. Thanks for the reschedule. And yeah, I'll be at Homecoming."

Re: Message for Logan

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Logan, get out of there as soon as you hear this message, Bel's gone evil, he's the Source of all Evil, way too powerful, he knocked out me and Isabel to keep us from telling you and he hurt everyone that's been attacked here lately, he wants to de-soul Angel, we just woke up and got our voices back call me as soon as you get this please and get out of there! Okay?"

*BEEP*

Re: Message for Logan - crazy phone day

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

[From here (http://blondecanary.livejournal.com/637.html?thread=22653#t22653)]

"Look, I don't know who Veronica is either, my birthday's not 'til April, and you're being a jerk. I just wanted to give you back your shirt! But if you're going to be like that, I'll give it to Merlin!"

Re: Message for Logan

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Happy birthday. You brat. It's ... god-knows-what-o-clock in Oxford. Probably still your birthday on the west coast. Pick up.

"You're ignoring me?

"Or you're out getting drunk. Of course. I'm unable to sleep, way too caffienated, looking at finals from Hell, and you are celebrating your twenty-first birthday the way you've celebrated every birthday since I've known you. I hope the tequila is good.

"I hate you.

"Well. Sort of.

"Hug Sean for me. Tell Angel to call. He won't, but it'll make him twitch a little."

*click*

Messages for Angel

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