The Den of Evilness, Tuesday Afternoon

[absolutesnark]

Piper knew her prank was set in motion. She was a bit surprised the boys haven't called to flail at her yet. She thought about calling them to make sure they were okay, but then she remembered what they had done a few weeks ago and knew they needed to be taught a lesson.

Right now, she was sitting on the couch, contemplating a nap before she had to go to work.


[ooc: for certain flaily phone callers]

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[blessed_twice]

After agonizing about the secret Phoebe had told him, Wyatt finally gathered his courage enough to call his mother and confirm it. Maybe it was a false alarm. Please?

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Dude, what are we going to say?" Chris asked, tapping his foot impatiently.

[blessed_twice]

"I don't know," Wyatt said, staring at the phone. "Ask how she's doing and see if she brings it up?"

[absolutesnark]

Piper heard the phone ringing and quickly glanced at the caller ID. So now Wyatt is calling. She smiled mischievously. "Hello?"

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt pressed the speaker phone button on his phone so that Chris could hear Piper and Piper could hear Chris. "Hi, Mom," he said. "Just calling to check in and, um, see how you're doing. Chris is here, too."

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Hey," Chris said, still tapping his foot. "We haven't talked to you in a while, so we wanted to see how you were."

[absolutesnark]

"Oh, um, yeah, I've been kind of busy with work and...stuff," Piper replied. "It's good to hear from you."

[blessed_twice]

"How are you feeling?" Wyatt asked. "Everything okay?"

[absolutesnark]

"Everything's fine," Piper said quickly, like she was trying to keep a secret. "Nothing's wrong. Just a little more tired than usual..."

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Have you been to a doctor at all?" Chris asked. "Maybe you need a checkup."

[blessed_twice]

"Good idea," Wyatt agreed. "You need to be careful about your health." Pause. "Because demons might try to take advantage if you're sick," he added lamely.

[absolutesnark]

"Why would you think I'm sick or need a check up?" Piper asked, sounding wary. Mostly, she was trying very hard not to laugh.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Well, uh, you said that you've been really tired," Chris said, starting to flail a little. "So, you know, better to be safe than sorry, right?"

[blessed_twice]

"We just want to make sure you're healthy," Wyatt said. "Because we, you know, care about you."

[absolutesnark]

"You don't have to worry about me," Piper said quietly.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"We always worry about you," Chris said.

[blessed_twice]

"Phoebe said you're pregnant," Wyatt blurted out.

[absolutesnark]

Piper gasped in shock. "She told you?! I'm gonna kill her!"

In actuality, she wanted to hug her sister for helping set this up.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Please don't be mad at her," Chris begged. "She didn't do it on purpose."

[blessed_twice]

"It's not true, is it?" Wyatt said, just a little desperation in his voice.

[absolutesnark]

Piper smirked a little. "Well, it's not like it was planned or anything..."

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"But you're not supposed to be pregnant yet!" Chris flailed.

[blessed_twice]

"It can't be Lindsey's!" Wyatt said, flailing as well.

[absolutesnark]

"Who else's would it be?" Piper asked, continuing to mess with them.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Our father's!" Chris exclaimed. "Don't you want us?"