Den of Bel's House of Hot Women, Sunday afternoon

[demonbelthazor]

Bel had been out of the room when his phone rang, so he didn't realize he had a message until some time later. After he listened, he stared at the phone, then listened again.

"Piper!" he yelled. "Your son made Isabel lose her memory so he can get into her pants!"


[Open for any of the residents of the Den or incoming phone calls.]

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[absolutesnark]

Piper wandered out of her room, rubbing her head. "What?"

She so did not need this right now.

[demonbelthazor]

"Isabel has amnesia," Bel grumbled. "And Wyatt is taking advantage of it."

[absolutesnark]

Piper frowned. "Wyatt wouldn't do that."

[demonbelthazor]

"Then explain this," Bel said, replaying the message for Piper.

[absolutesnark]

Piper boggled. "Oh my god, why?"

This could not really be happening, right?

[demonbelthazor]

"He's about to become your ex-son," Bel growled. "But he's not really your son, so it's okay, right?"

[absolutesnark]

"If anything happens to him, you and I will have issues," Piper simply replied.

[demonbelthazor]

"He hurts Isabel, he and I will have serious issues," Bel said flatly.

[absolutesnark]

"Before you go threatening him, maybe we should have more information first," Piper suggested. "Maybe there's Fandom weirdness going on. I'll talk to him."

She was starting to get a headache.

[demonbelthazor]

"All right," Bel said reluctantly. "But I am going to call Anders to tell him to check on her."

[absolutesnark]

"If Anders does anything to Wyatt, I will hurt him," Piper mumbled.

[demonbelthazor]

"If Wyatt does anything to Anders or Isabel, I will hurt him," Bel threatened.

[absolutesnark]

Piper took a deep breath before saying something else she might regret. "You know what, I'm just gonna go in my room right now and pretend this goes away."

[demonbelthazor]

"Good idea," Bel said. "This better just be Fandom weirdness." He didn't mean to take it out on Piper, but weirdness and Isabel made his protective instincts go into overdrive.

[absolutesnark]

Piper totally understood the whole over protective thing. She felt the same way about her family, even if some of them were from an alternate universe.

"This definitely seems like Fandom weirdness," Piper added, heading toward her room. "I'll talk to you later."

[demonbelthazor]

"Yeah," Bel said. "I'll call Anders and have him check into things. Don't worry, I'll tell him not to kill Wyatt unless it's clear he's evil."

[absolutesnark]

Piper just shook her head and wandered off toward her room, muttering something about boys being stupid.