UCLA, Friday afternoon

[fates_jaye]

Don't ask Jaye while she was still in class on a Friday afternoon. She was going to have to schedule better next semester. And while she was waiting for either class or the world to end, she got on her laptop- so glad she could use that, by the way- to send a little E-mail.


To: The Fandom peeps
From: Jaye
Subject: ENTERTAIN ME.

In class. May start to poke eyeballs out due to boredom. Or fall asleep, start snoring and get made fun of. Have lost ability to use pronouns or syntax correctly. May have turned 'syntax' into a verb.

Fix this.


-Jaye


[Yeah, I'm bored. If Jaye knows you and you think you would have gotten this, you did.]

Comments

[fates_jaye]

To: Angela
From: Jaye
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

Damn French. I'd tell you you should protest them, but their fries are so good.

You're blonde again? You were blonde before? Did I miss this?

LA's okay. Sunny. Warm. I'm still getting lost on this stupid campus. One day I'm just going to camp out under the Bruin Bear and see if anyone is nice enough to walk me where I need to go. Why's New York so awesome?


-J

[chasingangela]

To: Jaye
From: Angela
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

>I'd tell you you should protest them, but their fries are so good.

And their bread! And brie! And champagne!

If I only needed to know enough French to order at Chez Fancypants, I'd be so completely set. Too bad I can't pass this stupid class that way.

>You're blonde again? You were blonde before? Did I miss this?

I forget you guys never saw my real color. Under the red? It's dark blonde. Think I should dye it back? I mean, I was ready for the change, but now I'm worried no one will recognize me. My roommate already made that mistake and tried to brain me with her women's studies text.

>One day I'm just going to camp out under the Bruin Bear and see if anyone is nice enough to walk me where I need to go. Why's New York so awesome?

What's a Bruin Bear? I'm picturing a very large stuffed animal.

New York's awesome because it is finally a sunny day, and I got a promotion at work (so instead of making coffee, I get to boss around people who make coffee. I am awesome.), and I got a poem in the lit mag, and there are only, like, three freshmen in the thing. I'll mail you a copy.

-A

[fates_jaye]

To: Angela
From: Jaye
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

>I forget you guys never saw my real color. Under the red? It's dark blonde.
>Think I should dye it back?

Send me a picture, I'll tell you if it's bad. Besides, remember that "incongnito" means "don't have to deal with people you hate".

>What's a Bruin Bear? I'm picturing a very large stuffed animal.

Sort of, except not. It's a giant metal bear in the middle of campus. Don't touch it on hot days, not even on a dare.

(I was the darer, not the daree.)

>New York's awesome because it is finally a sunny day, and I got a promotion
>at work (so instead of making coffee, I get to boss around people who make
>coffee. I am awesome.), and I got a poem in the lit mag, and there are only,
>like, three freshmen in the thing. I'll mail you a copy.

Awesome! Look at you, you're practically The Man. =)


-J

[chasingangela]

To: Jaye
From: Angela
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

>Send me a picture, I'll tell you if it's bad

See attached, and if you tell me it's bad I might cry.

>(I was the darer, not the daree.)

Yay! Fewer serious burns that way.

>Look at you, you're practically The Man. =)

HA! That makes me imagine Blair Sandburg, like, telling me I sold out.

Which I kind of did. Hush.

-A

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[fates_jaye]

To: Angela
From: Jaye
Subject: Re: ENTERTAIN ME.

>>Send me a picture, I'll tell you if it's bad
>
>See attached, and if you tell me it's bad I might cry.

It's cute! No crying necessary.

>>Look at you, you're practically The Man. =)
>
>HA! That makes me imagine Blair Sandburg, like, telling me I sold out.
>
>Which I kind of did. Hush.

I'm not gonna say a word. You're the one with the inner Blair.


-J