UCLA, Friday afternoon
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fh_alumniDon't ask Jaye while she was still in class on a Friday afternoon. She was going to have to schedule better next semester. And while she was waiting for either class or the world to end, she got on her laptop- so glad she could use that, by the way- to send a little E-mail.
To: The Fandom peeps
From: Jaye
Subject: ENTERTAIN ME.
In class. May start to poke eyeballs out due to boredom. Or fall asleep, start snoring and get made fun of. Have lost ability to use pronouns or syntax correctly. May have turned 'syntax' into a verb.
Fix this.
-Jaye
[Yeah, I'm bored. If Jaye knows you and you think you would have gotten this, you did.]
To: The Fandom peeps
From: Jaye
Subject: ENTERTAIN ME.
In class. May start to poke eyeballs out due to boredom. Or fall asleep, start snoring and get made fun of. Have lost ability to use pronouns or syntax correctly. May have turned 'syntax' into a verb.
Fix this.
-Jaye
[Yeah, I'm bored. If Jaye knows you and you think you would have gotten this, you did.]
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Date: 2008-03-22 01:05 am (UTC)From: Jaye
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Good point.
And that's officially both the strangest and best question I've been asked today, and the answer is no. Mainly because I get bored and "la la la hello restraining order" before we start considering allergy treatments.
-J
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Date: 2008-03-22 01:14 am (UTC)From: Sam
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Now I'm wondering if I need to start saving money for your bail. Unless you're the one getting the restraining order, and then I'm reminded that I never taught you how to shoot a gun.
Wow, that was a scary sentence to type. Let's not do that again.
Boredom's not good, no. I find blowing things up helps.
Not the guy. DO NOT BLOW UP THE GUY.
Oh, speaking of (sorta), are you going to Rory and Anakin's wedding?
-S
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Date: 2008-03-22 01:22 am (UTC)From: Jaye
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
NO ONE IS GETTING RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST ME. (Okay, there was that one guy, but it was animal-related and totally not my fault.)
I'm so worried about how you went from DO NOT BLOW UP THE GUY to the wedding. And yeah, I'm going. Rory's planning on hooking me up with her friend Marty who is not the Marty we know. ...A pants allergy might explain him, actually.
-J
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Date: 2008-03-22 01:26 am (UTC)From: Sam
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Animal-related? Do I want to know? Of course I do. But can you tell me, or is there a court thing?
Hello, have you met Anakin? Makes sense to me.
*eyes* I seem to have missed something. Rory knows a second Marty? Did he used to kill people, too?
Also, I hope you know that I never have these conversations with anyone but you.
-S
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Date: 2008-03-22 01:32 am (UTC)From: Jaye
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
There's not much to tell. Had to sort of stalk one guy to get the lion to stfu already, and he didn't take too kindly to it. I still say, if you're in a guy's backyard with a pair of binoculars, maybe there's a good non-stalkery reason for it.
Yeah, there's a second Marty. And I doubt he was much into the killing. Apparently there was hall nakedness but Rory DID NOT LOOK REALLY.
And thank you?
-J
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Date: 2008-03-22 01:51 am (UTC)From: Sam
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
See, now I need to hear the entire story. Did the lion want to know whether he was a boxers or a briefs guy?
NO, OF COURSE NOT. (Did she happen to mention whether he was cute? In a completely platonic noticing way?)
Welcome.
-Sam
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Date: 2008-03-22 02:10 am (UTC)From: Jaye
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Why are we spending so much time talking about underwear and nakedness today? (Ah, college education at work.)
And no, she didn't. I think. I'm going to have to call her up later and ask her now.
-J
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Date: 2008-03-22 02:15 am (UTC)From: Sam
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Um. Blame Jack. He's responsible, somehow, I'm sure of it.
Let me know how that turns out. Also, a guy with a pants allergy? Occasionally a sure thing. Just saying.
Watch me blame Jack again, just because I can and he won't mind.
What else are you up to?
-Sam
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Date: 2008-03-22 02:20 am (UTC)From: Jaye
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Say it's a Seahorse thing. I think that cabin would have been a lot more PG-13 if it weren't for Jack's influence.
Kind of just hanging out. Work, school, procrastinating on papers and still getting good grades. Don't ask me how the hell that happened.
What about you? How's the time machine?
-J
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Date: 2008-03-22 02:23 am (UTC)From: Sam
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
I know I certainly would have been. Not so sure about your side. *g*
Uh, kind of on hiatus atm. Long story, and not mine, which means I can't tell you, sorry.
-Sam
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Date: 2008-03-22 02:35 am (UTC)From: Jaye
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Okay, ignore me and Alec in that cabin at that time.
Bad stuff? I can give bribes. I've got a whole five bucks coming to me, you know.
-J
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Date: 2008-03-22 02:41 am (UTC)From: Sam
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not that I blame you.
The worst. Where'd you get the five dollars?
-Sam
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Date: 2008-03-22 02:45 am (UTC)From: Jaye
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Okay, you can't say it's "the worst" and not tell me ANYTHING.
Barbossa's paying me $5 to sell BOTTLES OF CRAZY that are actually sunscreenon campus.
-J
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Date: 2008-03-22 02:48 am (UTC)From: Sam
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Yeah, I suck, I know. But classified still means something, so I really can't talk about it. Once I can, I will. I promise.
You're selling bottles of crazy? God, you'll be rich in a month.
-Sam
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Date: 2008-03-22 02:52 am (UTC)From: Jaye
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
I'm going to assign you a Scifi movie plot and say it happened to you, you know. From now on I'll only believe that you had to use a super sonic sekrit plane to turn back time to stop a meteor from hitting us. Or something.
On a college campus no less. I should come out and do that on a Saturday night when everyone's really wasted. I'll pay next semester's tuition.
-J
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Date: 2008-03-22 02:58 am (UTC)From: Sam
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Been there, done that, own the DVDs. Check out Wormhole X-treme sometime and take out the Hollywood parts. Also, the plane and meteor thing would do nothing but create a paradox that could tear apart the fabric of the universe.
Still not as bad as using an iBook and a computer virus to take out an entire race of aliens, though. I can't even get an Apple to talk to a PC with any reliability, and that's to say nothing of trying to interface with a more complex and differently-based scientific system.
Oh, hey, I'm ranting. Sorry.
Am I missing something? Why would people need sunscreen at night?
-Sam
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Date: 2008-03-22 03:05 am (UTC)From: Jaye
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Now I want to have a bad science fiction movie-watch with you. And a tape recorder.
And they need sunscreen at night because they're drunk and it's labeled as crazy. Duh.
-J
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Date: 2008-03-22 03:09 am (UTC)From: Sam
Subject: RE: ENTERTAIN ME.
Oh, shush. Occupational hazard, that's all.
Right, of course. So sorry.
-Sam