Hyperion, Thursday night

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Angel had meant to do this yesterday. Unfortunately the local demon population didn't care about Angel's needs. Much though, frankly, Angel felt they should.

So when he finally had time enough and the demons had been taken care of, he placed a call to Fandom.

[ooc: For Rory]

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"Well, I have Bucky, but he's better at being loud and very small than being stoic and all loomy, really," she admitted.

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Angel was about to mention how much the pictures were cute, but then he remembered who'd brought the latest set so he kept his mouth shut on that topic.

"Well it takes practice," he said instead. "Actually I don't like telling people this but the first ten, twenty years? I didn't have the hang of it. Tried to brood, ended up mopey. One year I was depressed. You can't hit the brooding ground running. Just not possible."

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"Did you write emo poetry?" Rory wondered.

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"Nah, that was Spike's thing," Angel said, because even when he was being deliberately silly for Rory he wasn't going to pretend to have been a poet. "I was always more into drawings. Sure, they say all those pictures of nothing but black squares all looked the same, but I really felt they had meaning."

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"Well, every different angle of shading has a different meaning," Rory agreed seriously.

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"See, that was my point," Angel said. "'course Pollack's gotta be all 'Nooo, do paint splatters, wave of the future.' Like he knew what he was talking about."

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"He was drunk most of the time anyway," Rory said derisively.

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"Pfft, yeah, like that's even original," Angel said, as though that just proved his point.

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"Artists have been drunk for centuries," Rory agreed. "'Cause booze is sometimes cheap."

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"All I'm saying is that there's those of us who set the trends, and everybody else who follows," Angel said. "Not that I'm trying to brag or anything."

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"So if I meet someone else who's just as broody, should I assume they've met you and are just a copycat?" she inquired.

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"Well obviously," Angel replied. "Just like all those guys who think they can wear nothing but black and be all dark and loomy. Frankly? They should leave that to the pros."

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"I met a guy like that today!" Rory said. "A bad guy! He's one of the bad guys from where Anakin's from and he's teaching Ethics!"

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Angel blinked. "What? Ironically?"

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"Apparently it's one of those things where we're getting different perspectives or something," Rory said, shrugging. "I don't know. He knew my name without me telling him, and he had a mask and a cape and it was all in black. And? His voice was all creepy and deep. Like that guy on the cell phone commercials?"

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"The one who keeps asking if you can hear him now?"

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"No, no, the other one," Rory said. "Or like a movie announcer, or something. Unnaturally deep and booming and stuff."

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"Oh that one," Angel said. Adding, softer, "Am I the only one who thinks the other guy is creepy?"

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"No, no, he totally is," Rory agreed just as quietly. More loudly, she added, "So I'm totally going to try to get into the class because no one here who knows how bad the Sith are. I think. I mean, students-wise. Principal Washburn is kind of a badass and I don't think she'd hire someone without checking them out."

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"He's always sulking around. It's just wrong." Angel shifted position in his chair. "Good. Keep me posted. You know you ever need a hand with anything I can get Bel to shimmer me over like that. I make with the hitting stuff, then we go out for coffee."

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"This guy is big," Rory said dubiously. "Like, really big. Bigger than you. And I asked if he's human, and he was all, 'In a manner of speaking,' which is so very not an answer."

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"Well hey," Angel said, "I'm not either. I bet I can take him."

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"He's like a zillion feet tall. And he breathes really loudly."

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"I don't breathe at all," Angel retorted. Because he really was just ruled by his testosterone when you got right down to it.

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"I know." Rory sighed. "But maybe his breathing is fake and that's why it's so loud and annoying."